18 October, 2015

Gender (lol moments)

Have you ever thought of what you do maybe strongly impacted on your gender? In fact, the activities and actions that everyone take are decided heavily by your gender. Why does our society divide these roles into gender? Where did it come from? Does it have to be for a specific gender, or maybe both? Why does some roles cause different reactions when done by the opposite sex? (Why? Why? Tell'em its just human nature~)

If you're a guy, you use the men's restroom
If you're a gal, you use the women's restroom.

If you're a guy, you're usually running the house
If you're a gal, you're usually tending and caring for the house.

If you're a guy, you usually go out and work for your family, getting things done
If you're a gal, you usually stay home as a house wife and get things done.

If you're a guy, your car is the cleanest place you own Your room looks like Hurricane Katrina
If you're a gal, your room is the cleanest place you own. Your car looks like Hurricane Sandy.

If you're a guy, you rather play Video Games and trick out your car
If your're a gal, you rather go shopping and gossip.

If you're a guy, you hit someone in the head during dodge-ball and yell "HEAD SHOT" LMAO
If you're a gal, you hit someone in the head during dodge-ball and immediately begin apologizing.

If you're a guy, you know that all women are crazy
If you're a gal, you're probably like wtf mate?







If you're a guy, you're probably a jerk. (but don't know it)
If you're a gal, you can confirm this in like 3 seconds.
"All guys are jerks, and all women are crazy. I can tell you that!" -John Peters

If you're a guy, you don't care what you eat and drink, You just do it
If you're a gal, you probably only eat the bare minimum to survive a day so you don't gain weight.

If you're a guy, your handwriting needs Jesus
If you're a gal, your handwriting is Jesus.

If you're a guy, spelling is porbbly ton yuor stgno piotn
If you're a gal, you can probably agree.

If you're a guy, you probably didn't notice the period missing at the end of your sentences
If you're a gal,  you probably notice that your sentence ended with a period.

Now you're both looking back at the sentences.

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