If you're a guy, you use the men's restroom
If you're a gal, you use the women's restroom.
If you're a guy, you're usually running the house
If you're a gal, you're usually tending and caring for the house.
If you're a guy, you usually go out and work for your family, getting things done
If you're a gal, you usually stay home as a house wife and get things done.
If you're a guy, your car is the cleanest place you own Your room looks like Hurricane Katrina
If you're a gal, your room is the cleanest place you own. Your car looks like Hurricane Sandy.
If you're a guy, you rather play Video Games and trick out your car
If your're a gal, you rather go shopping and gossip.
If you're a guy, you hit someone in the head during dodge-ball and yell "HEAD SHOT" LMAO
If you're a gal, you hit someone in the head during dodge-ball and immediately begin apologizing.
If you're a guy, you know that all women are crazy
If you're a gal, you're probably like wtf mate?
If you're a guy, you're probably a jerk. (but don't know it)
If you're a gal, you can confirm this in like 3 seconds.
"All guys are jerks, and all women are crazy. I can tell you that!" -John Peters
If you're a guy, you don't care what you eat and drink, You just do it
If you're a gal, you probably only eat the bare minimum to survive a day so you don't gain weight.
If you're a guy, your handwriting needs Jesus
If you're a gal, your handwriting is Jesus.
If you're a guy, spelling is porbbly ton yuor stgno piotn
If you're a gal, you can probably agree.
If you're a guy, you probably didn't notice the period missing at the end of your sentences
If you're a gal, you probably notice that your sentence ended with a period.
Now you're both looking back at the sentences.
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